ben-c:

ifbuteverythought:

vinebox:

My typical school day

As a teacher, I wish one of my students would say this. I would die laughing and then remember I’m supposed to be the adult in the room. 

WHY IS THIS TINY CHILD FUNNIER THAN ME

(via so-humorous)

666-slut:

IF UR READING THIS U LOOK VERY CUTE TODAY AND ALSO ILY

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trotty2scrotty:

lily-march:

sallyintheskywithdiamonds:

ketamineprojection:

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SOMEONE TELL ME WHO THIS GUY IS

RUSSELL HOWARD

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Russell Howard is a national treasure.

He is literally all we as a nation have

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renkos:

ma’m will you please stop breakdancing we are trying to deliver your baby

(via braydaaan)

factota:

"i don’t support feminism because i don’t hate men"

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(via curiositywillkillme)

royalradrobot:

Maybe we just make fun of things we don’t understand

(via curiositywillkillme)

elflizard:

Best $1.85 I have ever spent.

(via onlinegf)

lordfricker:

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AND STOP STARIN’ AT ME WITH THEM BIG OLD EYES

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(via braydaaan)

toxicnebulae:

white Americans being against immigration is still and always will be the greatest irony of all time

(via curiositywillkillme)

,,

I want all my secrets back

six word story (via velvet-plats)

(via highcutie)

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couple-of-dumbasses:

coldsoymilk:

the last one tho

you sir are fucking amazing

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