A N A C O N D A

Bitch, don’t try me. I am Rihanna.

(Source: rihenna, via mariabelladonna)

officialdubai:

you’re my rock…my dwayne….my johnson

(via pendents)

babygoatsandfriends:

breebade:

A few years ago at my school there was a senior prank where two goats were released in the school and were labeled “1” and “3”. The teachers and administrators spent four hours trying to find goat “2”.

thats hilarious

(via gottagetbacktohogwartsbrb)

ofpousseys:

"you’re so full of yourself" no i had a lot of insecurites and a low self esteem which i worked extremely hard to overcome and now i realize that im awesome and i dont care if you think otherwise

(via greetings)

latenightseth:

So Kanye West just signed our production coordinator’s framed embroidered Kanye tweet.

(via dutchster)

(via famousest)

therealbarbielifts:

Who needs pants anyways?

breakfastburritoe:

depressed-0bsessed:

breakfastburritoe:

Are you a fisherman because I think you’re a reel catch

You spelled real wrong.

Throw this one back into the water boys we’ve got ourselves a city slicker

(via greetings)

gaystray:

do you ever just smell an old perfume, or hear an old song, or pass an old hangout spot and kinda break inside for a couple minutes

(via mediwart)

zackisontumblr:

If anybody asks if they know you from somewhere, look them in the eyes and say, “Do you watch porn?”

(via mediwart)