curiositywillkillme:

Lorde wtf

(Source: ohsoswiftly)

perks-of-being-chinese:

allzacknoh:

perks-of-being-chinese:

domdadonwon:

jujusodope:

These pancakes are so perfect they are unnatural, unsettling and disturbing.

These pancakes are so perfect i want to eat them right now.

im gonna fuck the pancakes

please don’t fuck the pancakes

IM GONNA FUCK THE PANCAKES

(Source: pechanko, via nicotinewithcaffeine)

captaiinmarvel:

when girls press their whole body against you when they hug, it means they like you a lot. also, they’re measuring your body to determine how long it will take them to eat your flesh, a technique shared by boa constrictors

(Source: faithlehaane, via awkwardvagina)

fartgallery:

no son, theres no monster under your bed. there is, however, one under mine so ill be taking your bed tonight. good luck out there, kiddo

(via i-suck-dick)

emo-is-dead:

bitterstar88:

Worlds Biggest Lap Dog, lol

It like gives him a little kiss oh my god this is adorable

(via nevergiveup-keepfighting)

rosaparking:

babies need to shut the fuck up and get a job

(via confirmance)

(Source: iraffiruse, via refreshes)

dykevibes:

a drake-themed party where we listen to drake and watch old episodes of degrassi and play musical chairs to “anaconda” but most importantly we just act very kind to each other in a way that is sometimes almost weird

(via floptart)

emilianadarling:

One day last semester I was on the bus heading to class and I was like ‘fuck class started ten minutes ago I’m going to be late again.

And then I looked down and realized that my professor was in the seat in front of me editing his powerpoints for the class that we were both supposed to be in.

image

(via potterlovermore)

nayx:

Why am I awake who summoned me

(via onlinegf)

narcotic:

what if people named their kids when they turn 18 so the kid has a name that fits its personality

(via iwasrepeals)

sintire:

 click here to enter into a teenage boys mind

(Source: zerovinte7)